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Boxes on the porch

Came home to boxes on the porch.
At first I thought--"Wow! those came fast--I only ordered them yesterday."
Then I noted the source (company).
Then I noted the addressees.
Prezzies!!!!
Duchezz is not home yet.
Me not open yet.
Imagine Meirwen, sitting with cat-like expectency by the open door.
Imagine Meirwen, saying to Duchezz when she gets home.

"We canz to open nao, pleez?"

Imagine Meirwen, if Duchezz says, "No. Mus wait until Yool."

Imagine Meirwen, walking away in huff, pausing, ear flick, "Fine. I knowz wair u sleepz."

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emt_hawk
Dec. 17th, 2008 06:55 pm (UTC)
I must warn you....
you will regret barfing in her shooz.

--H
wyz_azz
Dec. 17th, 2008 07:30 pm (UTC)
Peeing in her shoes would also fall under "Bad Ideas".
retiredmaj
Dec. 17th, 2008 09:28 pm (UTC)
Curiosity can cause kitteh consternation..:)
annaeisenkopf
Dec. 17th, 2008 09:28 pm (UTC)
first giggle of the day thanks
dicea
Dec. 17th, 2008 11:36 pm (UTC)
LOL-Caer, the next fun time eater for the internet.

But thinking about it, we all do pretty much talk in cat macro language most of the time.

I wonder if this means we all get cheeseburgers.
briony530
Dec. 18th, 2008 11:06 am (UTC)
Lolduchesses. Heh.
mg4h
Dec. 18th, 2008 01:49 pm (UTC)
*dies laughing and is ded*
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