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From Our Guest Columnist, Ping

I haz had eventful dai.
Dis mornin Duchezz and brudder wen 'way. I sad.
Den Momma sez, "Lez go for a ride." My favorite!
We went PetSmart. My favorite!
I gotz Dingo bonz. My favorite.
And new harnezz, and strange seat thingy. Iz okay I guezz.
Then we gotz gas. (Smelz funny) and I got Carryout Pizza Treat. My favorite!
Then we went for a walk on the 840 trail. Lotz to smelz, but hot for feetz. Still good.
Got lots of water and cuddlez.
Then we went to Hannaford. That's where Momma getz Pizza Treats! My favorite.
Momma is making frowny faces. Not good. Car is hot hot hot. Where is good breeze, Momma?
Momma gets book out of box where she haz Pizza Treats. No treatz?
Frowny face Momma. Opens thingy on front of car. Cant see Momma. Where is MOMMA?? Momma is back.
Momma gone. Getz more treatz?
Momma comes back. No treatz. I sad.
Momma drives another way. Momma stops car. I getz Dingo Bone! My favorite!
Momma talks to little box. Again. Again. Again. I hear her over Dingo Bone conquest.
Momma takes me for walk. We stand in shade. Iz nice. Nao is boring. I smell popcorn. Momma eats a Momma Dingo Bone. Mine is better.
Momma talks more on little box.
Big machine comes. Moving kennel gets pulled on top of big machine. Momma and I get in big machine with man. Man Patrick. I still eating Dingo Bone--iz good, but big machine is LOUD. I don't like loud. And breezy. I don't like breezy. Finish DB, hide in Momma waist. Love the Momma.
New place. Momma lets me back in my moving kennel. Iz gud. Momma gives me Dingo Bone 2. I happy.
Big Machine goes away. Quiet. Gud.
Momma talks on little box.
Momma makes frowny face. Momma confused--no one talks back. Momma goes for walk. Comz back. Talks. No back. Momma, wai u scared? I iz here.
Little box makes noisy. Momma happy.
Momma takes me for walk. Hots on feet, but smelz interezing.
We sit in Edana moving kennel. Edana nice.
Yoshina and Aaron come. We get in Yoshina moving kennel. Iz breezy, but iz nice.
Home nao. I hadz Little Champions. I sleep nao.
Momma only little frowny face. Sumptin' 'bout "Damn gud thing I din get TV this week--just havta put up with green faces nao." Don know what dat meanz.
Momma no be scared, 'kay?--Momma you haz me!
Night.
For I forgetz--wha iz "Serpentine belt"?
Okay, dats it for nao,

Signed,
Ping

Comments

( 8 comments — Leave a comment )
mg4h
Sep. 7th, 2009 12:37 am (UTC)
That was an adorably cute way to deal with an otherwise annoying situation. Thank you for that, it made my night.
unique_name_123
Sep. 7th, 2009 12:50 am (UTC)
Tell Momma we send her hugs over the internet. You don't need to know what that is - just tell her.
thekelda
Sep. 7th, 2009 12:54 am (UTC)
From Tobias
Ping good dog. Took good care of Ping-momma. Keep to it.

Woof.
ostgardraine
Sep. 7th, 2009 01:59 am (UTC)
yes Ping is good dog, sorry to hear moving kennel is broken, glad you and ping got rescued.....
wldrose
Sep. 7th, 2009 02:29 am (UTC)
ugg and hug

Edited at 2009-09-07 02:31 am (UTC)
lrstrobel
Sep. 7th, 2009 01:10 pm (UTC)
Hugz and snuglz for both of yous! So sorry to hear about the *!!#@? serpentine belt, but that was a brilliant post!

Haz better dai today!
damedini
Sep. 7th, 2009 11:17 pm (UTC)
LOLZ!

Serpentine belt? Ooh. Hope it's fixed quickly and cheaply.

Meanwhile, you have a comforter!
retiredmaj
Sep. 8th, 2009 02:59 pm (UTC)
As lucid a commentary as I've ever seen written. Props to Ping. :)
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