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Hmmm. The martini is gone. I should make myself some dinner.

But.

I have more gin, vermouth, and olives.

There's a nice, school-marmish angel sitting on one shoulder, and a blow-dryed, tight-sweatered, short-skirted chick in stiletos and fishnets on the other. Now, who would you listen to?

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(Anonymous)
Apr. 28th, 2011 08:23 pm (UTC)
Mmm... well, considering I've been listening to the music-loving artsy-geek rather than the good little student/mom & haven't had dinner yet either... um...
wldrose
Apr. 28th, 2011 08:24 pm (UTC)
dose your teacher like matinees?
meirwen
Apr. 28th, 2011 08:25 pm (UTC)
Hmmmmmmm.....
wldrose
Apr. 28th, 2011 08:38 pm (UTC)
here is your test go look at my LJ homepage and if you can spot at least 4 spelling mistakes you can have another (not quite fish in a barrel but almost)

ash

Edited at 2011-04-29 12:39 am (UTC)
meirwen
Apr. 28th, 2011 08:41 pm (UTC)
Oooooo! I like the way you write tests, babe!
unique_name_123
Apr. 28th, 2011 08:28 pm (UTC)
I would listen to the one who believes "olives" count as "dinner".
herooftheage
Apr. 28th, 2011 08:34 pm (UTC)
Who I would listen to is not the same as who I'd pal around with. :)
meirwen
Apr. 28th, 2011 08:39 pm (UTC)
That was the most unhelpful of comments, ever! Are we talking in the hallowed halls of academe, at an event, or when I'm...me??? Not the same answers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

;-)

Edited at 2011-04-29 12:40 am (UTC)
dicea
Apr. 28th, 2011 09:19 pm (UTC)
For taking care of me, I know I'd want to listen to one.

If I am taking care of you I might listen to the other.

Interesting question is why don't I just ask the two to compromise?

I think I should.
meirwen
Apr. 28th, 2011 09:32 pm (UTC)
Well, to be fair, I kinda did. The school marm is responsible for the eggs, two huge glasses of water, and corn muffin the size of my head. The chick made the eggs deviled, and mixed the second martini. ;-)
meirwen
Apr. 28th, 2011 09:33 pm (UTC)
Oh, and the school marm did the dishes.
emt_hawk
Apr. 28th, 2011 09:43 pm (UTC)
I would try to talk them into a threesome.

--Hawk
meirwen
Apr. 28th, 2011 09:51 pm (UTC)
Oh! You boys and your fantasies!!
emt_hawk
Apr. 28th, 2011 10:09 pm (UTC)
Somebody's got to have them.

--H
diablu
Apr. 28th, 2011 11:05 pm (UTC)
That sounds like a plan!
hearne
Apr. 29th, 2011 11:57 am (UTC)
I plead the fifth on the question . . :)
retiredmaj
May. 3rd, 2011 11:02 am (UTC)
Comeon, everyone *knows* the "nice, anglic school-marms" are hot. ;)
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