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Apparently the mantra "do not weed other people's plantings" should be repeated daily by a certain bunny-philic woman of my acquaintance. This will reduce the chances that the raptor-philic female writing this will want to claw her f~ck!ng eyes out, or rub her face in dirt, or, maybe break all the fingers on her hands with a five pound sledge hammer.

Okay. I feel better now.

(She owes my three healthy basil plants, by the way, that were healthily sheltering in the moist soil ensured by the jewel weed.) You would think that after A) the hollyhock fiasco ("I thought they were burdock") and B) climbing rose tragedy ("I though it was a volunteer blackcap"), and our subsequent conversations about not weeding where I'd planted, except to pull dandelions, that my basil was safe. I guess bunnies can't be trusted in a garden--even the human ones.



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Aug. 25th, 2013 03:27 pm (UTC)
Oh my, perhaps you could put up pinwheels or something shiny to scare her away.

But honestly that deeply sucks.
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