meirwen (meirwen) wrote,
meirwen
meirwen

You're proud of me

"Why?"
"Because I didn't drunk-post last night. You know my motto--never drink and write."
"Why?"
"Trust me on this. Not. A. Good. Idea."
"But I want to hear what you have to say."
"No. You don't. Trust me on this."
"But..."
"No. Just no. Just be proud and move on. It's really better for everyone this way."
"Ummmm. Okay. I guess. But..."
"But what?"
"After you drunk post, there's usually cookies. I really want a cookie."
"Have a cookie. I got them from the "Drunk Post Free" aisle--right next to the gluten free ones."
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